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Q: Are these real mugshots?
A: 100% authentic. Every image is based on actual police booking photos. History doesn’t lie.
Q: Can I use these images?
A: These are artistic interpretations. If you want to use them, talk to me first. Don’t make me send the boys round.
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All suspects depicted on this site are innocent until proven guilty in a court of law (though the photos suggest otherwise). This site is a commentary on celebrity culture and is intended for entertainment purposes only.